Mark
Mark was born sometime during the reign of Lyndon Johnson in the jungles of lower Bosnia (At least that is how he explains away his table manners).
The first 16 years of his life remain shrouded in mystery, he is rumored to have worked as a mime, assistant to an organ grinder, and for a traveling carnival as “The world’s most tattooed 8 year old”.
Despite the very best efforts of Brinks security and Joe’s mobile lock service, Mark is at the Jail Bait Shop almost every day, except when a new movie premieres on one of the adult cable stations. Mark does possess an extensive array of REALLY cool tools, but has yet to demonstrate the knowledge or ability to actually use any of them. His greatest asset is his ability to determine the EXACT most inappropriate time to scratch himself.
Oh, yeah…he is the only person in the world known to actually be in possession of a bag of genuine “Black Magic”, which goes with him everywhere.

Bree
Job Title: Personal Body Guard to Mark Bell A.K.A. "Shocker".
I get a ton of e-mails and questions about Bree, so let me save you some time by re-printing the most common ones here:
Q: Are you single?
Bree: None of your damn business.
Q: is the gun in the picture real?
Bree: VERY real, and has retired more men than social security.
Q: What kind of ammunition is in the gun?
Bree: .45 +p hollow point sabots, which I hand load myself.
I do know that her turn-on's are: guns, explosives, and stabbing and cutting weapons.

Jimbo
Name: Jimbo
Bust: 36B Waist: 36 Length: 15
Height: 6' 5" Weight: 185
Birthdate: Stone-ages Birthplace: Unknown
Ambitions: World peace
Turn-on's: Loose morals
Turn-offs: Alimony
Favorite food: Cigars

Chris
Name: Chris
Bust: 34A Waist: 34 Length: 12
Height: 6' 6" Weight: 170
Birthdate: 04-24-80 Birthplace: 55 Chevy
Ambitions: Be a Pro-Wrestler
Turn-on's: Nipple Rings, long walks on the beach
Turn-offs: Diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of the brain
Five things always in my fridge: Pabst, Jaeger, milk, month old eggs and ice cream

Brenda
Brenda is the manager of the clothing and apparel Department at Jail Bait Cycles and Rods.
If you have any questions on colors or sizing, you can e mail her at Brenda @ Jailbaitcyclesandrods.com.
Please don't ask any one in the shop about clothing. We don't give a damn.

Also, Please be aware that Brenda Benches 330..........DON'T PISS HER OFF!!
I am only kidding....she can actually bench more like 375. For reps. With perfect form.

Lefty
There is very little you need to know about Lefty. The main thing is that he doesn’t like you. He doesn’t like me. Hell, he doesn’t like anyone except a certain tattooed Brunette who is at the shop at the exact same times he is.

Morte
Jail Bait in house graphic designer, artist, airbrush artist, inventor of both salt and F.M. Radio.
Turn ons: Shaved headed guys with REALLY long goatees, firearms, guns, and Rifles.
Turn offs: you, empty clips, and, well…YOU.

Lance "The Assassin"
The story of Jason Bourne was modeled on his early career with the (edited out by Governmental Authorities). Turning his love of speed and danger and his highly advanced programming skills into a semi-lucrative pastime, he gravitated (Read "was coerced") into a position with Jailbait Cycles and Rods. His Official Title is "Director of Covert Operations", but we just call him the "Web Dude". Women just like to call. Although he no longer carries unconcealed weapons, he shoots a mean camera. Check out his site, www.lanceaward.com.